Ever hate someone so much that you could actually murder them? Like not feel bad at all. Just fucking kill them. As soon as this whole zombie thing happens, that’s the first thing i’m going to do. Don’t give a fuck. 

Everyone keeps telling me that i’m going to meet so many people in college but i’m not sure i’m going to meet anyone as weird as I am. No one is going to come up with terms such as ballscrote and sugartits or say the word peenie instead of penis. Or think that erotic fanfictions about childhood cartoons are awful and disgusting yet slightly hilarious at the same time. College isn’t lookin so fun after all.